|Greg had Oakley shades
I'd still wear them if I could. Maybe I should get Lasik just so I can. But no, I think I'll seek a new home for them. Perhaps they'll become retro-hip. Or maybe the white ones look Star Wars enough the my friend Kellie will wear them, even though they're older than she is.
Wait: eBay has them for 90 bucks! Maybe I should rethink this.