Monday, March 05, 2007

Why I ride

Tricia on her bikeI was happy. Fat and happy. Then my wife Tricia started riding her mountain bike to school. Then she wanted - and bought - a nice road bike, and the next thing I knew I was riding to work too. It's turned out to be fun. The only thing really missing from my life (other than 30 pounds) is
  1. A bunch of money for bike parts
  2. A bit more money for bike tune up
  3. Cash for tires and tubes
  4. Money spent on bike clothes
  5. Money spent on smaller bike clothes
  6. Money spent on still smaller bike clothes
I guess all I really need now is a jersey for Tricia that says "Don't you wish your girlfriend could ride like me?"

Well. Maybe a new bike too.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous5:17 PM

    It's damn near about time that you give credit
    where credit is due.But what about your friend
    Joyce,w/the great personality and beautiful Orbea? Did I mention she's single?

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